Everyone who’s hurt those sharply slanted eyes, spurned those ruby-red lips, has had cause to regret. For over a decade now, Taylor Swift has turned all heartbreaks and slurs into award-winning lyrics—everything is grist to her songwriting mill. The result is 29 wins at the American Music Awards (six this year, and five more than Michael Jackson managed). Plus fanatical fans would rejoice at her being named both artist of the year and that of the decade. If these boys are asking her to ‘shake it off’, they’ll have cause for regret.