Bull's Eye

For being elder statesman of district Rishwatnagar which be within stonethrow from Mumbai I paying most heavy price. Other day many young folk gheraoing me andsaying, "Net-aji, please be telling us your weighty view about Salman spending nightsin custodial simply because eliminating few black bucks, namely two!" "Arrebaba,

why for you bothering me with such and sundry," I be replying. "I knownothing of Salman and his black bucks. Whole world asking me of Clinton and UTI and globalcrash and whatnot, so where does black bucks question be cropping?" But buck stoppingon my table. I then confessing I truly not knowing agenda of their conversion. Therebythey recounting tale and slowly slowly light dawning. Having digest entire mish-mash Ifinally giving considerable judgement. Knowing crucial importance for rule of lawyer I betelling young folk gentlemanly but firmly, "It matter little whether black buck beone, two or hundred. Crucial fact is black buck be black buck and finishing even one todisappear from face of mother earth most dastardly crime against whole value system inancient civilisation and worthy of third degree!" Warming up I be continue,"What beat me is whyfor young Salman be finishing of black buck when this be goingagainst wholesale grain of Bollywood culture? Hanh?" They be fully tongue-tie.

Then pressuring home advantage I be continuing, "Do you young peoplebe understanding how much blood sweat and tear flowing for making even one black buck? Doyoung people realising that law of God be saying that black buck not meant elimination butmultiplying hundredfold nay thousandfold?"

 By this time young people fully hypnotise like cobra beforemongoose. Then like mongoose or rather Muhammad Ali I delivering final knockout punch.

 "Let me conclude with true tale of my cousin in import-exportbusiness who distantly related but not my partner as yellow press wrongfully alleging. Mycousin selling benami property by no means belonging mine to foreigner and earning thirtythousand black bucks for delivery in Dubai. By opening account in Swiss bank andjudiciously investment he multiplying black bucks to more than million. If Salman be doingsame whole world applauding! Instead he be actual eliminating black bucks! Then why becrying for getting justice desert?"

Young people looking me with most strange look as if encounter one inmillion wonder and render total speechless.

Black buck or white buck,
Be one and same thing,
So do not insult luck,
Or fate making sting!