2. Farmer Suicide: Faraday’s First Law of Electrolysis—the amount of chemicals ingested by a farmer after harvest is proportional to the amount of debt.
3. RTI: Fourier’s Law—The time lapse for information transfer through a government department is proportional to the negative attitude of the concerned department through which the information flows.
4. Share Market: Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle— as applied in locating the true state of the sensex and the position of bulls and bears in the market.
5. Serial Bombs: Kepler’s Law— the orbit of every bomb planted is an ellipse with the terror module and the common man at one of the foci.
6. The Parliament: Le Chatelier’s Principle—if a political system is in equilibrium, then any change imposed on the system tends to shift the equilibriumto reduce the effect of that applied change.
7. Judiciary and Public Action: Newton’s Second Law "F = MA—where F=Faith in the Judiciary; M=Mass; A=Action The net faith in the judiciary is equal to the mass action.
8. Mobile Mania: Newton’s first law—a youngster will keep on talking or smsing on his mobile phone and stay away from his studies unless acted upon by an external force like his parents or the balance on the prepaid card.
9. Malls: Newton’s Law of Universal Gravitation— every mall attracts every buyer and window shopper. Force is proportional to the consumerist attitude of the buyer and discount/other promotional offers on the products.
10. Hindutva: Newton’s Third Law— Every communal action (of the minority) has an equal and opposite communal reaction (of the majority).
11. Continent under Nuke Threat Second Law of Thermodynamics—Nation states have a tendency to increase their hostility rather than decrease it.
12. Economy: Einstein’s Theory of Relativity—E=MC2 where E= Economy M=Malls C=Consumer C=Credit Card
13. Mayawati: Zeroth Law of Thermodynamics—if two rival votebanks are in a power equilibrium with a third, then they are in power equilibrium with each other.
