Michael Ondaatje tried to warn us, he really did, but I wasn't listening hard enough.
"All this glory
Preparing us for Anuradhapura
Its night faith
A city with the lap
and spell of a river..." he wrote in Handwriting.
Now, after a four-hour drive in molasses-slow traffic from Colombo, a journey pleasantly broken by sampling halts for rambutans, mangosteens, and egg hoppers (the classic eat-the-container dish), all washed down with Elephant ginger beer and king coconut water, our neatly typed, unforgiving itinerary collides head-on with the generous sprawl of Anuradhapura.