Can You Keep a Secret?

Can You Keep a Secret?	HOMGKGWAGAL

"And we’ll tell everyone you got your Donna Karan coat from a discount warehouse shop."	And I’ll tell everyone in that in eighth grade you used to wear a ‘My Little Pony’ sweatshirt to school every day," I continued. Advertisement

"You did! I saw the carrier bag," I chime in. "And we’ll make it public that your pearls are cultured, not real…"	"You did! I even have pictures," I said. "And I’ll make it public that you named your dog Pythagoras…"

Jemima claps a hand over her mouth…	Priscilla opened her mouth and gave a few soundless gulps…

"OK!" says Jemima, practically in tears. "OK! I promise I’ll forget all about it. I promise! Just please don’t mention the discount warehouse shop. Please."	"Okay, fine!" she said in complete consternation. "Fine! I promise I’ll do whatever you want. I’ll talk to the club manager. Just please don’t mention the sweatshirt. Please."

Jemima gasps. "I didn’t!" she says, color suffusing her cheeks.	Priscilla gasped. "I didn’t!" she said, her face purpling again.