1. How does Bappi Lahiri get through an airport metal detector?
2. Why would anyone want to learn the ‘Art of Living’ from Rhea Pillai?
3. Why use the term ‘bad hair day’ when you can say Abdul Kalam?
4. Who finances a Dev Anand film?
5. Who watches it?
6. Why are there 50 ways to leave your lover but only five ways out of an aircraft?
7. How many Suhel Seths are there exactly?
8. What will happen to the acting repertoire of Rajnikant when the smoking ban comes into being?
9. Why are the gyms still packed when it’s Adnan Sami who gets all the girls?
10. Navjot Sidhu.
