Risque Is In

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum
Woman: Aapki ungliyon mein jaadoo hai (There's magic in your fingers)

Man: Asli jaadoo to meri gyarhvin ungli mein hai (The real magic is in my 11th finger)

Woman: Mujhe Muslim ladkon ki lambai aur Gujarati ladkon ki chaudai pasand hai. Tumhara naam kya hai (I like the height of Muslim men and the girth of Gujarati men. What's your name?)

Man: Naseeruddin Shah

On a cross-dresser: Arre yeh Sunny to Dandekar nahin, Holkar nikli

Garam Masala
Man (obviously to a woman): (referring to a dish) This is very good for your thighs...sorry eyes.

Shaadi No. 1
On infidelity: Ghar mein gai paali hai par safety ke liye packet wala doodh bhi lena padta hai (we have a cow in the house but need to buy packaged milk for safety).

Man wooing woman to the bed: First we'll have ice cream, then you scream.

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya
Man on hearing his mother call his wife sulakshana, susanskaari etc: Meri Biwi ke naam ke pehle kitna su-su hai