“Pehle Payal ko pata, fir hata sawan ki ghata,” (Woo Payal first and then dump her when you are done) Rocky advises a barely post-pubescent Rajiv in Ishq Vishk (2003) when he has an ardent dilemma: he does not have someone to hook up with on his freshman college trip. Amrita Rao’s Payal Mehra is straight-up out of the Sooraj Barjatya universe: she is simple, she is sanskaari, and Shahid Kapoor’s Rajiv knows that all too well. But the ghost of Kabir Singh’s (2019) past lurking in Rajiv’s psyche convinces him to manipulate Payal nonetheless.