The Silliest Show In Town

Shimon Peres is celebrating. Shimon Peres? The whole world is celebrating with him!

What has he got to celebrate?

Well, he has reached the age of 80. A respectable age. I can't begrudge him. (After all, I myself am now 80years old, and I just had a celebration, too.)

When one gets to be 80 years old, it is customary to invite some friends round. So Peres invited a fewpals, too. Such as Bill Clinton and Mikhail Gorbachev, Frederick de Klerk and Joschka Fischer, the presidentsof Slovenia, Germany and Malta, not to mention the Ivory Coast, several billionaires, an assortment ofministers from various countries, some actors and singers and the holocaustist Claude Lantzman. Diplomacy,entertainment and the holocaust, a tasteful mixture.

A whole luxury hotel has been booked for the 400 exalted guests, 1200 policeman will be mobilized, streetsin two cities will be closed. Excellent. Something like the triumph of a victorious Roman Imperator cominghome from the wars.

And that is the weird part.

What has he got to celebrate, after all?

He is the chairman of the Labor Party. The Labor Party lies in ruins. It has ceased to exist as afunctioning party. Its leaders haunt the corridors like ghosts. Its local branches are in a shambles. It hasno program. It has no plan. Nobody knows what it wants. Nobody knows what it exists for. If, indeed, it doesexist.

True, Peres does not bear the responsibility for this collapse alone. Its main architect was Ehud Barak,the champion of disasters, who spread the historic lie that we have no partner for peace. With this he openedthe way for Ariel Sharon's rise to power. But Shimon Peres joined Sharon's government, served him loyally,disseminated around the world the myth that Sharon is a man of peace, paved his way in Washington and lent awilling hand to all his atrocities - the ‘targeted killings", the wholesale demolition of homes, theenlargement of the settlements at a frantic pace.

Now the Labor Party has reached such a miserable state that Sharon is not even interested in having it as ajunior partner in his government. What does he need it for? He has got Tommy Lapid. There are few sights morepitiful than a worn-out whore whom nobody wants anymore.

Since Peres was appointed party chairman by default - with no other credible candidate standing - it hasthe atmosphere of a graveyard. No whiff of fresh (or indeed any) air reaches it. Nothing happens. From time totime some television channel devotes a few minutes to a party caucus, out of pity or schadenfreude.

Shimon Peres has no time to deal with the Party, because he is busy with the party. That is a full-time jobwith overtime.

It is also a disaster. The disappearance of the Labor Party has left a black hole in the political system.No democracy can function without an efficient and combative opposition. When the government is headed by aperson like Ariel Sharon, who is leading Israel towards a predictable catastrophe, the absence of anopposition is a national crime.

Peres does not think so. "What do we need an opposition for?" he demanded recently in one of hisinnumerable interviews in the media. And indeed, what for? After all, Peres does not hide his longing for aseat in the government, any government, even (or especially) a government under Ariel Sharon.

And why not? What is the great difference between Sharon and Peres, apart from Sharon's charisma and Peres'record of failures? Is Peres against the assassination of Palestinian leaders? No. Does he oppose the"removal" of Yasser Arafat? In one of his interviews, he spoke against it feebly, but he is notmobilizing his party against the approaching disaster. Demolition of homes? Uprooting of trees? A thunderoussilence, at best.

In his long career, Peres has been everything. He has been an extreme hawk and a cooing dove. He is thefather of Israel's nuclear bomb and (after intense lobbying) a Nobel Peace Prize laureate. One of the maininitiators of the 1956 war, in the company of two foul colonialist regimes (France and Britain, at the time),and a partner to the Oslo agreement. The father of the West Bank settlements and the creator of the Good Fenceon the Lebanese border. The advocate of the Lebanon invasion and, just a few days later, the main speaker atthe Peace Now demonstration against it.

He has supported everything. At one time he declared that Israel is not a Middle Eastern but a"Mediterranean" country. For years has advocated the "Jordanian Option" that ignored theexistence of the Palestinian people. Then he shook the hand of Arafat and invented the New Middle East. Andthrough all these years he has never, never won an election.

What has he got to celebrate?

Shimon Peres bears a major part of the responsibility for the woeful state that Israel is now in, for thecontinuation of conflict with the Palestinians, for destroying the Israeli peace camp, for strengthening theLikud's hold on power, for paving the way for Ariel Sharon, who is quite capable of bringing about thedestruction of Israel.

Even in the declining years of the Roman empire, they did not celebrate a triumph for a defeated andhumiliated general. Only in Israel. Because, in Israel, nothing succeeds like failure.