Let us take a brief pause and believe that we are, in all probability, moving toward the glorious days of a mythical past. Let us also believe that this road to everlasting tranquility is stained with the blood of insurrectionists and dissenters. Let us, one last time, put all our faith in the powers that be, when they serve hot and gory revenge on a silver petri dish to micro-emotional organisms. We must, then, eventually ask ourselves: who delivers us from this archaic evil / what is the nature of our neoliberal-neotraditional saviour? I believe the redeemer of Naya Bharat is the middle-aged, ultraviolent asexual hero. Broadening the scope and definition of asexuality, I talk of a machine being that can effortlessly simulate human sexuality, but the single-minded purpose of its construction is to do away with the nation’s enemies. Asexuality, here, doesn’t concern itself with the orientation or life choices of individuals. This asexual hero derives satisfaction only from killing, overkilling and killing repeatedly.