Address Massage parlour ads in classifieds, escort services, designated pubs, bars or markets. A pimp’s mobile call group or an Internet chatroom.
Look Muscular and metrosexual. Loaded with weird jewellery and figure-hugging clothes in loud colours.
Walk Strutting without grace, legs apart.
Talk Boring, unintelligent.
Vocabulary Aunty, M2M (men to men), meetha (gay, bisexual), dosti, sex karna hai ya nahin? (do you want sex or not) Yes, sab kuch karte hain (Everything goes)
Cell phone hello tunes Anything from Gayatri Mantra to Mangala, Mangala...or Be Sexy...
Skills Anything in and out of bed: men or women, active or passive, couple or group. Kissing optional.
Rates From Rs 600 for 45 minutes for a B-class gigolo to Rs 10,000 a night for the suave variety. Tip as you wish.
Come On lines Gud Chahiye Kya? Chalna Hai? Hi Babe, do you want a boyfriend? What’s the time?
Additional qualifications SMS and Net-friendly, some can eat with a fork and knife or chopsticks, understand safe sex.
