A tall story from a small township in Tamil Nadu has once again served up the a land of many, if not exactly a million, scams. There were many animated headlines when T.M. Ramalingam, a small rice bran and coconut trader from Dharapuram, in Tirupur district, was found to possess ‘US government bonds’ with a face value of $5 billion (`28,000 crore). Given the fantastic sums, there was an excited clamour: was Ramalingam a front for political slush funds? Was he seeking the limelight—or was he trying to perpetrate fraud?