And the best part is you don’t need to go to France to do a vineyard tour anymore—it’s happening right here and now in aamchi Bharat. The enterprising people at tulleeho.com, an Indian website that claims single-minded dedication to the noble cause of informed inebriation, have tied up with Grover Wines in Bangalore and Sula Vineyards in Nasik to organise guided tours for desi drinkers, who remain unconvinced of wine’s soothing properties and are thus understandably reluctant to part with the crisp stuff in exchange for something called vin or worse.