I told you pilots becoming scarce commodity in our country. Sho many rules and restrictions for scarce pilots. Where ish the entertainment for them? Only with the ministers. One wash generous, like Karan in Mahabharat. Shold off all profitable routes to his friends in rival airlines. Then he merged the unmergable, Indian Airlines and Air India. What came out of it, I don’t know. Shomething weird. We then had a civil aviation minister from rural UP. Yes, UP! Aviation went to dark ages, minister who belonged to the farm lobby told us to shave foreign exchange, should use bullock carts instead of aviation fuel. No drinks. Female cabin crew only in sharees, full-sleeved blouses, nothing showing, can’t use mobiles or make-up though he recommended a special face cream from eastern UP with 45 per cent fresh cow dung. Before Lok Sabha polls, this minister was planning chastity belts for female cabin crew! You know the long strike which followed, many pilots left us but government not bothered. Sho long as shingle malt available, we are not bothered. The new civil aviation minister? No one’s heard of him. Wants no relatives appointed. Doesn’t he know that we are one big family?