Still, Atithi Devobhava demands that we remain indebted to this genius-guest merely for coming here to show us his skill. Several greats have avoided playing on backbreaking Indian pitches, "citing every pretext except the monthly periods" (Chris Old). Not Warnie. He'll stand at the top of his bowling run, still, very still, eyes focused, as if to hypnotise the batsman, wrists locked around the ball. The calm before the storm. No fizzing loop from hand to hand (Kumble/ Mushtaq). No hop, skip or jump (Qadir).Then, he will stride up calmly to the crease, and release the red cherry with a Monica Selesesque grunt, in an enormous surge of power.