And while we shuddered at our so-called moral degradation, in response to Times of India’s queries, Pornhub, a leading porn website, revealed that amongst trends from five cities—New Delhi, Chennai, Calcutta, Mumbai and Hyderabad—New Delhi takes the pole in terms of porn viewership, with 39.2 per cent of traffic. The top search terms for smut across India are ‘Indian college girls’, ‘Indian bhabhi’, ‘Bengali’ and ‘Indian aunty’. Mumbaikars, fourth-placed in terms of traffic, are the most Oedipal of porn viewers, with 46 per cent more likely to watch videos of older women listed under ‘MILF’ (or Mom I’d Like to F***). In 2015, India knocked out Canada to grab the third position, after the US and Britain, in visiting Pornhub, one of the world’s largest adult websites. In its annual review of how people globally view porn, Pornhub revealed that while the US added 11 seconds to their average time spent on watching porn, India—at 9 minutes 30 seconds—recorded a higher average time with a one-minute increase in the duration of each visit.