And we are told that these deals between the Schmidts and Smiths of Europe are an immensely promising way to stop Himalayan glaciers from melting, to make sure that floods don't come to Bangladesh and refuse to recede, that the Pacific island nation Tuvalu (pop. 11,636) does not capsize, president and all. We are told this not by some environmental freak in a seminar room but by the most-talked-about global agreement between almost all governments, the Kyoto Protocol.