There are three things finance minister Arun Jaitley proposes to do with gold in India. First, since Indians import between 800-1,000 tonnes of the yellow metal every year, and we just leave it idle, there will be a new ‘gold monetisation’ scheme. This would be fun, if it hadn’t failed miserably in the years earlier when it was called a ‘gold deposit’ scheme. The point was to deposit your gold with a bank, at which point you get a certificate of purity and quantity of gold. Your account gathers interest at the rate of 0.75-2 per cent per annum, paid in gold.