Real estate, cows, goats and TV channels have one thing in common: chit fund companies. It’s a familiar business model, and has been practised many times across many states. And it never fails to summon up at least a few scores of gullible souls. Step one: set up a company that sells land or cattle. Step two: Start a news channel to publicise your company’s products; add a newspaper or magazine if you have spare cash, and use them as well to gain influence. Step three: woo gullible investors while authorities look the other way. Step four: rake in the moolah. Step five: pray.