MAHATMA Gandhi was the asceticideal. Since his time, multi-crore scams have transformed post-Independencepoliticians from khadiclad satyagrahis to be jewelled buccaneercapitalists, buyers and sellers of the national destiny rather than inspiringexamples of national service. Unholy alliances with criminal-godmen and ostentatiouslifestyles, the distribution of petrol pump patronage and the unsavoury a la carte ofanimal husbandry are the routine facets of the modern Indian politician. Today, the Nehrujacket and cap are caricatures of integrity, stereotypes of sleaze.