But having written regularly on toilets or rather their absence for over a quarter century, I now find the exercise painful and frustrating. If the Prime Minister is really serious, he should implement the Swachh Bharat campaign in and around Delhi first. The experiment then could be replicated elsewhere. Big plans, promises, deadlines, hiring Vidya Balan as Brand Ambassador, advertising campaigns and what have you now leave me cold. Not much has changed since 1983. What more can change in one more year?