Corporators, legislators and Rajya Sabha members have been roped in to contest the Lok Sabha elections in most of the states. And if it's not the familiar assortment of falling cine stars, parties have fallen back on the usual suspects—relatives of corruption-tainted politicians who can't be fiel-ded for obvious reasons. After all the brouhaha about Brij Bhushan Sharan, the BJP MP from Gonda, Uttar Pradesh, who is behind bars for allegedly sheltering Dawood Ibrahim's men, his wife Ketaki Singh has been given a ticket. A more interesting sideshow comes in Chhindwara, Madhya Pradesh. Kamal Nath may be a hawala dropout, but his wife, Alka, does fit the Congress' new-found, corruption-free yardstick. And so, she gets the nod. It does not matter that she's a relative nobody in Chhindwara. Or that the rebellion-minded Kamal Nath has also filed his nomination for the seat, opposite his own wife.