Now that “dented and painted women” have protested in the cities, let us migrate to a happy pastoral life in the countryside. No less a worthy than RSS sarsanghchalak Mohanrao Bhagwat has assured us that crimes such as rape “hardly take place in Bharat, but occur frequently in India. You go to villages and forests and there will be no such incidents.... Indian ethos and attitude towards women should be revisited in the context of ancient Indian values”. One man truly well-versed in such values is Madhya Pradesh’s powerful industry minister, Kailash Vijayvargiya, who quotes from the Ramayana to warn women of the terrible fate that awaits them if they cross the lakshmanrekha—“Ravana will be waiting”. He also advocates dupattas and ghunghats and presumably eyes demurely downcast. If that still does not deter Ravana, young women can perhaps heed influential godman Asaram Bapu’s advice and plead with their tormentor—brother, don’t do this....