In a stretch of the imagination, they would be the three bearded men in a boat. All three alleged to have been part of the criminal enterprise of murder and false encounters in Gujarat. Except that they have met very different fates—Redbeard (ex-IPS officer D.G. Vanzara, currently lodged in jail) has apparently sunk while Blackbeard and Greybeard (Amit Shah and Narendra Modi) are swimming along, with Delhi in their sights. So Vanzara has complained that Modi—“whom I used to adore like a God”—has forgotten him. He’s also written in his explosive letter last week that all encounters were “the conscious policy of this government that was inspiring them from very close quarters”.