As we all know by now, it is the RSS that calls the shots, blows the bugle, cracks the whip, marks the fouls, plays third umpire and dictates the agenda. In short, they run the Sangh Parivar but all that is getting a little tough to do wearing shorts. And that too Khaki, which is so last century. For the BJP's ideological fountainhead, it is a case of falling short of expectations, in designer terms, hence the need for change. The organisation now feels that shorts are against Indian culture and has been consulting with a host of top designers to see what can very shortly replace the existing uniform. Here are some suggestions.