WHAT Bengal thinks today, India thinks tomorrow. In Calcutta, one of theworld’s youngest and India’s second largest cities, even the cliche diedyoung. Chauvinistic rulers in Bombay and Madras slapped local names—Mumbai andChennai—on their cities and went provincial three years ago. Now Calcutta, runby the world’s longest-running democratically elected Communists, seems to befollowing suit: its warped rulers and intellectuals are hellbent on changing thecity’s name to Kolkata. Not only that, they want to rename West Bengal asPaschim Banga. All this before the year’s out.