EDWARD W. Said, 62-year-old guru of post-modernism, one of the world's trendiest Lefties, Palestine's most famous intellectual exile and originator of the phrase 'orientalism', is dying. Terminal leukaemia exhausts him at the end of every day and racks him with pain every night. Lean, ashen, always within reach of an ambulance, Said looks as if he is battling against time, daring fate to cut him short as he piles book on book, concept on concept, denounces the Middle Eastern peace process, takes up in favour of Salman Rushdie, attacks Western classical music as a mode of cultural dominance and refuses to climb down on his main argument that the West created the entity which it called "the Orient" in order to justify imperialism.