Even Cuba's Fidel Castro is lecturing Americans on democracy. He was heard telling American tourists bathing at a Cuban beach resort last week: "If you have problem with the elections, I'll send a team to sort it out. I have no faith in American democracy since hardly 40 per cent of the people vote there." Castro was retorting to commentators in Miami who'd declared: "We have a democracy, so we have problems in Florida. If you don't want all this post-election drama, go to the neighbouring country (Cuba). You will have no problems."