What a choice: either our field commanders are so ignorant and lacking in judgment they make George W. Bush look like Marcus Aurelius, or they are implicated in some very sinister business indeed.

BY David Vest 25 April 2003

Or "Come Out With Your Hands Up, W". Desperate measures for desperate times. If this was an actual war we'd have surrendered months ago

BY David Vest 19 June 2002

The French presidential election can be variously construed.

BY David Vest 23 April 2002

Coming Soon: Tonya Harding vs. Tom Friedman

BY David Vest 20 March 2002

Here's what it has all come down to: a studio pick-up band of session players took home the Grammy for Album of the Year.

BY David Vest 3 March 2002

These 5-4 votes are too hard on our nerves. Think of the chaos if we conducted presidential elections this way!

BY David Vest 25 February 2002

Should we be delighted by the triumphant production of "Copycat," the kitten newly cloned at Texas A&M University? Or horrified?

BY David Vest 24 February 2002

Here is the basic equation to bear in mind: Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling are to Enron as Bush and Cheney are to the U.S. economy.

BY David Vest 5 February 2002

I should have know better than to answer the phone this late on a Friday afternoon. It was my old friend and nemesis, Leon Despair, and he was as usual in no mood to be put on hold....

BY David Vest 4 February 2002

Ten things we don't need polls to tell us about George W. Bush, who has suddenly been transformed in the public eye from Bumbling Dubya, illegitimate usurper, to Old 43, Our President.

BY David Vest 3 February 2002