If you thought the Gujarat CM was a megalomaniac, you were probably right. narendramodi.org, his net address, is a site to behold especially if you have nothing to do. "Narendrabhai Modi—The Young Statesman" is shown here as the saviour of the "powerful Hindu samaj". You are taken to him through corridors of hagiography, in very sorry bids to illustrate his "very nice role in this riots". You are also told that he should "remain CM of Gujarat forever" and that he’s a sort of general standing reply to all "pseudo-secularists, English press, Sonia Gandhi, Chandrababu Naidu, Mullasingh Yadav, Lallu Yadav and communists". Gushing opinions are expressed by fans with the exception of one daft "Threat Mail" that offers to kill Modi without of course giving any details. What takes the cake is a ‘Must See’, ‘Know Your Sardar’ blurb that leads you to a cheap mouse trick as Modi’s inscrutable face morphs into bits of Sardar Patel through a spotlight hole. How long before we start getting Narendra Modi keychains and pendants?