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Rajnath Singh

I had to comment on issues like homosexuality which is unholy, unnatural, unclean, unimaginable, unfortunate...

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Rajnath Singh
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This diary is normally devoted to putting down pious Hindutva thoughts. But due to unavoidable circumstances, I have had to pen some unholy views. Once the debate over section 377 of the Indian Penal Code is forgotten, I shall burn the diary and clean the pen with holy milk brought from Dwaraka. Definitely a sign of Kali Yug. I had to comment on issues like homosexuality which is unholy, unnatural, unclean, unimaginable, unfortunate and so on. Thank God, for once the Supreme Court was right and abandoned the so-called liberals and human rights wallahs.

Let me make it clear, under NaMo our Lok Sabha poll campaign will not concentrate on just a majority. We are targeting 377 seats and anything in excess of that will be distributed to the VHP, Bajr­ang Dal, Shiv Sena and other allies. NaMo and I feel that the BJP should permanently be associated with the magic number 377 which links us with Indian culture, Supreme Court wisdom and genuine Hindu unadulterated, macho sex. That is real development.

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All sorts of namby-pambies had colle­c­ted together to oppose this great ruling. Take that author of ‘An Unsuitable Boy’, Vikram Seth. Even his book’s name is unnatural, it should have been ‘An Unsuitable Girl’. And he can’t wash away his sins by quoting Greek, Latin and Chinese. Don’t talk so glibly about gay sex being associated with our culture, giving examples from Khajuraho art and so on. Once we come to power with 377 seats, we will cover up all the ‘dirty art’ which is conveniently quoted by the anti-Hindus. Our puranas and epics occasionally mentioned same-sex attachments, why even virile hero Arjuna in the Mahabharata was a transgender during the last year of the Pandava exile. But these are only stories and cannot be taken seriously. Our stand on support to Section 377 is now clear, the final approval has come from the great RSS leadership which maintains that gay sex is not natural sex. 

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If this silly protest continues, the BJP will demand the bringing back of British rule. The Victorian age is worthy of emulation, remember how it was fashionable to cover the ‘legs’ of tables, chairs and other items of furniture as part of Victorian morality? And today we see women walking round showing off their legs, thighs and much more and even getting prizes for the ‘Best thighs’, ‘Best legs’ and so on. What kind of Hindu culture is this?

In our future ‘Ram rajya’, there will be no gays, no long-haired men, no male hairdressers, fashion designers or dancers. As for NaMo keeping quiet on the topic, I can tell the Secret Diary he continues to believe that gay sex means ‘happy sex’ and the BJP is all for that.

The Mumbai-based satirist is the creator of ‘Trishanku’; E-mail your secret diarist: vgangadhar70 AT gmail.com

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