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Prince Dirty Harry

Money is tight so I’d better make this secret diary salacious enough and get some publishers interested.

Prince Dirty Harry
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Prince Dirty Harry
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Money is tight so I’d better finish this secret diary quick, make it salacious enough and get some publishers interested. I can’t  splurge as in the past. People feel the royals spend too much and the zombies in Parliament want to investigate our finan­ces. What a comedown, in the past we could have sent them to the tower and chopped off their heads. Personally speaking, I don’t know what numerals followed my name ( II, III, IV or V) but I am a great admirer of one of my ancestors, Henry V, who won a great battle against the French at Agincourt which made that bloke Shakespeare write the play, Henry V. It was full of thou, thee, hark and so on,  made a superman out of dear old Henry (but in school I could hardly make anything out of it.)

I envy those times. Princes ate well without bothering about their weight, laid any wenches they chose, hunted whatever they wanted and got immortalised in the pages of that Shakespeare bloke. Henry V must have had a great time at Agincourt, cutting off French heads. Much better than the one I had...

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