Q: It's been four years since my marriage. My husband refuses to have sex with me. He says it is dirty and smelly. Is there no way to change his attitude?
A: If only people would clean and powder their genitals as fervently as they do their faces! No, seriously, I think your husband needs psychiatric counselling.
Q: I get a severe pain in the neck after intercourse with my wife. Why?
A: Is she a pain in the neck? There is no relation between intercourse and pain in the neck. In your excitement, you might be shaking your head too much. Consult an orthopaedic surgeon.