Makar Sankranti dawns foggy and weak on the banks of the Sangam. At 5.30 am, it's still dark. The waters lap darkly, pierced by frail bamboo enclosures. Across the barricades, the police have cleared the banks for the akharas to take their snan. The crowds move unobtrusively. The sadhus by contrast barrel along to the river in decorated tractors and horse- and cow-drawn carts. The order of the bath can be controversial and bloody. At Haridwar last year, several Nagas assaulted civilians because of a dispute between the akharas about who should bathe first. Of the 13 main akharas, Mahanirvani—scholarly and senior—bathes first. Then comes Niranjani—generally moderate and very rich—with its contingent of naked Nagas who function as a private militia to clear the way for the saffron-clad vidvans. And the next to bathe is the last of the three main akharas: Juna. The dreaded Juna, the Hell's Angels of the Kumbh, the largest, oldest akhara with the most villainous Nagas. Minutes before Juna is to arrive at the Sangam, mounted police gallop through the crowds. The press are moved far back. The crowds pushed behind bamboo barricades. 'Juna ka atank', (the terror of Juna), says Hirabai, farm wife from Jabalpur.
Suddenly, a huge swarm of naked Nagas comes raging across the banks. They are gratifyingly 'Oriental', complete with matted locks and ash-smeared bodies, picture perfect. They bare their teeth and growl. They run and scream, brandishing swords and sticks. 'Har Har Mahadev!' One of them lashes at a photographer as he runs into the river. After the bath they put on a dance. "Bajao Naga baba ke liye," one of them orders. The bagpipes strike up a rousing tune. To the incompatible rhythms of the Scottish highlands, one Naga wraps his penis around a sword while another jumps on the same sword. "The strength of the brahmachari," declares Rampyari from Punjab. In truth, some of our athletic young babas look a little sheepish. And their hair is suspiciously short.
"The Kumbh exists because the Impossible exists," says Ashtkosal Mahant Raghunandan Bharti, 35, a Naga sadhu and mahant in the Juna Akhara. "Because amidst rogues and tricksters, faith continues." Raghunandan is naked and skinny, his head piled with dreadlocks and his body smeared in ash. He became a naked sadhu in his 20s after a degree in chemistry and Sanksrit from Kashi Vishwavidyalay. He insists he wanted to be closer to God, he wanted his soul to progress. But he confesses to a love of science and describes how he conducts small experiments to rid the air of carbon monoxide. He uses the Net to reach his comrades in distant maths and says if he hadn't been a Naga, he'd have been a scientist. What drove him to sanyas? The call of god? Or rural unemployment?
Talking of the economics, Shree Deevanjee, worker in the Parmarth Niketan ashram, says the base of the sadhus has always been rural and mofussil. Now with the shrinking of the rural economy, a number of sadhus—except those attached to the rich akharas—face severe marginalisation. "Most of these young boys become sadhus because they cannot earn their own livelihood. Their families push them into akharas." "I have been through a lot of pain," Raghunandan admits at last. The Kumbh illustrates the crisis of Indian unemployment as much as it is a celebration of Indian spirituality.
A Vaishnav mahant says a number of Nagas are in fact local impoverished Harijan youth recruited for Rs 100 and a pauwa to make up the numbers of the akharas during the shahi snan. A number are criminals on the run. Many, indeed, seem simply mentally unfit for society. Yet others may be representatives of big zamindars and are able to buy themselves important posts like mandaleswars of the akharas by paying up to Rs 10 crore.
"A society as poor and as varied as ours evolves its own welfare mechanisms," says Bhaskar Bhattacharyya, filmmaker and consultant with Channel 4 who's lived among the sadhus for several years. "In the West, the bums and dropouts go onto the dole. Here, they go to the sadhus. And the sadhus look after them and nurture their delinquency." "Rent-a-Naga," says a mahant, "is lucrative business because every akhara wants to show their strength at the Kumbh."
"The Kumbh is just a village fair," says writer Arvind Krishna Mehrotra, "but this Mahakumbh idea is a bit of a joke, simply an exercise in marketing." Hieun Tsang, according to him, never mentioned the Kumbh and there is no evidence to show it has existed from time immemorial. "Levitating yogis! Snake charmers! Fortune tellers!" a Cox & Kings poster screams. But yogis don't levitate anymore. Only the lucky ones get to ride a Tata Sumo. According to a recent paper by Kama Mclean, the Kumbh is a "quasi-religious combination of combat and commercialisation". Sadhus have always been skilled warriors and astute traders; Kumbh melas are fora where they seek new clients. Tricks over, business deals are struck.
Goswami says it would be 'mental slavery' to accept the West's version of the images of the Kumbh, to accept that everything noteworthy about India is sensationalist and degraded. The spirit of the Kumbh is being buried in outlandish images and political posturing. Robyn Beeche, a London-based photographer, says the western press has raped the Kumbh. "The press looks so shallow that I'm ashamed to be a foreigner." Ask pilgrim Durga Prasad Pal Chaudhuri if he's upset with the press and he counterposes: "Have they come here only for photographs? Won't they bathe at all?"
"When you shine a torch in the dark," Goswami says, "you think you've seen a snake. See it in daylight, you'll find it's only a rope." Contrary to official estimates of 70 million bathers, observers say only 50-60,000 bathed on Makar Sankranti. Contrary to tales of stupendous filth, the walkways and the river bank are fairly clean. While mahants issue fractious statements, thousands cook, clean and pray in peace. Under the extraordinary clamour of the Kumbh, there's unremarkable quiet, quite ordinary.