One of the customers has to say this about the product: It worked! It worked!
Oh my gosh, it really worked! I was on the verge of losing it before I saw your presentation, John. I was scared to give your ritual a try, but thank God I did! I haven’t felt this good in ages. Finally, being able to eat and live the way I want is nothing short of a miracle, and I have you to thank for it. I can finally enjoy dinner with my family without having to burden them with my crazy dietary restrictions or stress over the ingredients in every meal.
You deserve a medal.