People ask about Enron. They ask about Andersen, and Global Crossing. Editorial sleuths go about unearthingdirty secrets, investigators piece together shredded paper, and politicians pontificate. In this collectiveshaking of heads, it becomes bafflingly clear that values have been disregarded by a whole army ofmiddle-class professionals who are just like you and me. Baffling indeed, for values, after all, are amiddle-class fetish. But who’s stolen our very own crown jewels? Amidst all the finger pointing, I see anunlikely culprit: the calculator. The miracle machine that allows us to deduct cost from benefit, loss fromgain, lets us merrily trade-off one good for another, has turned us into a new species - Homo Calculus - andset us down the road to ruin.