Match-fixing and nuclear physics have nothing in common, except that the end-products of both are mighty explosive. But Cape Town, 2000, is the cricketing equivalent of Chagai Hills, 1998. When 'Islamic' Pakistan went nuclear two summers ago, barely a fortnight after 'Hindu' India had, every major religion in the world, 'Jewish' Israel included, had joined the 'Christian' West and the 'Buddhist' East in having its own 'anu bum'.