This insistence that knowledge systems of all cultures are symmetrical with that of modern science, becausethe latter is a cultural construct of Western, white (mostly) men (mostly), has become part of the commonsenseof the new generation of postmodernist, left-wing intellectuals in the West. World-renowned publicintellectuals from India, with Gandhian, anti-modernist tendencies - Ashis Nandy, Vandana Shiva, Dharampal,Claude Alvarez, their numerous followers of "patriotic science" movement, and their subalternhistorian brethren readily come to mind - have added to this anti-Enlightenment mania by claiming allmodernist, secular thought to be colonial in origin and content. After all, the first defence of astrology asa "science of the masses" came not from the Vedic astrology enthusiasts, but from Ashis Nandy'stirade against Nehru's scientific temper way back in 1981. The fashionable denigration of science has weakenedall forces of resistance against the nonsense of Vedic science. A renewed respect for clear boundaries betweenscience and myth, and between modern science and local knowledge is our only weapon against the doublespeak ofVedic "science."