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How To Get Invited

Get hold of a list of National Day dates

Call the social secretary and ask really nicely

Tag along with a "somebody"

Steal someone else’s card

Wear your best clothes and strut in confidently

Know your geography and history. Austrian and Australian are not interchangeable, for example, and don’t talk Turkey at a Greek party.

Find and join the ‘gatecrashers’

Join the ‘International Women’s Association’ or the ‘Commonwealth Women’s Association’ to suck up to the embassy crowd

The Guestlist

Depends on the event. Old faithfuls, bureaucrats, MPs, power brokers and fixers, designers, models, culture vultures, and ngos hoping to get some money.... Some people arerelevant to the occasion, some intelligent, and a few simply drunk.

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