In his deeply humorous book The Pedant in the Kitchen, Julian Barnes recalls the great onion problem with a painful memory of having tried chopping some wearing strimmer’s goggles. The result was bloody. We’ve all been there, one way or the other. With its increasingly expensive existence (at Rs 100 a kilo), maybe it’s time to give the vegetable a cold shoulder—if only for a while. Now, life can be pretty darn good without onions. Hear it from four top chefs who experimented with not just any recipes—but those that traditionally work with onions. The result of all that tinkering—finding replacements to bring out similar texture and taste—broke the myth of the Indispensible Onion. The price war over the big O may threaten to topple governments, but in the kitchen, you really needn’t shed a tear.