Few in Agra should have grudged a six-month-long birthday bash for the Taj Mahal that has turned, in one way or another, into everyone's rozi-roti. But no one seems happy. Not the shopkeepers sullenly watching the tour guides shepherd foreign flocks past their shelves of Taj kitsch. "Ever since these celebration plans started, it's become even harder for our boys to get tourists to stop at our shops." Not the historians: "The Taj was founded in 1632, was officially completed in 1643, even the last inscription is 1647. So how can we call it the 350th anniversary?" Nor the conservationists: "If only they had come up with one grand idea befitting a monument of this scale instead of this mish-mash of dance and music and poor planning." Not the men in the tourism office: "What's the point of holding the celebrations in the peak season when there are already thousands of people coming to see the Taj anyway." Not the CRPF men posted at the gate, whose unusual job of screening Indians from foreign nationals, many of them hopefully disguised in kurtas and saris, has just got trickier with hordes of news photographers now focusing on the piquant scenes that ensue: "You can't enter with a Rs 20 ticket, go get the Rs 750 one." "But I am an Indian!" "No you are not!"
The trouble is, the ASI man posted inside the Taj says as he counts the stacks of green five-dollar bills (about Rs 250) that is the organisation's share of the ticket money (the remaining Rs 500 goes to the Agra Development Board), "we have a Birbal ka khichdi here—too many authorities wanting to milk the Taj dry".
The khichdi is very much in evidence as the official celebrations for the Taj's 350th anniversary opens on September 27, after five months of inter-departmental skirmishes and chaotic planning. It was, like all sarkari ventures, an ambitious plan—at least when it started some time in June this year. So ambitious that it was eventually extended from a single night's festival on a full moon night into six months to accommodate the warring factions: the UP tourism board, and the central ministries of tourism and culture, each of whom allotted themselves two full moon nights for the festivities: Lata Mangeshkar, Ravi Shankar, Sufi concerts, the works, all performing against the backdrop of the Taj. But there was a small oversight that no one, surprisingly not even the coordination committee set up several months ago, anticipated: any performance near the Taj has to be cleared by the Supreme Court of India. There followed, of course, the usual last-minute solutions and scramble: the festival will now open at Agra Fort instead of the grounds across the Yamuna near Mehtab Bagh. "We had to scale it down," admits UP tourism secretary Zohra Chatterjee. "There was no point getting Lata Mangeshkar and Ravi Shankar for the opening as we were planning because the new venue can only accommodate 500 people, unlike the earlier location where 10,000 guests can be seated."