It’s not that the English don’t appreciate the genius that is Sachin Tendulkar. I assure you, we do (anyone capable of humiliating Shane Warne will always be adored in England). It’s just that we simply can’t comprehend, can’t fully grasp the sheer immensity of his status within India. Yes, we have a cult of sporting heroism with roots going back before W.G. Grace, but Tendulkar is clearly something more than a mere sporting hero. Quite what that is, I’m not sure, probably because I’m English. To this I must return.