India’s paranoia in terms of national security is beginning to resemble the actions of an insecure banana republic. First, we had the arrest of ten Muslim youth on charges of being Jaish-e-Mohammed terrorists, only for them to be released a day later. Last Monday, the government came out with a ridiculous order regarding the depiction of a map of India. The government announced that an incorrect depiction of the map of India could land violators in jail for a seven-year term and a fine of up to Rs 100 crore. Draconian is a rather appropriate description. The Union home ministry attempted damage control by saying it was open to suggestions from the public but the fact that the government has come up with an actual bill—the Geospatial Information Regulation Bill—to be placed before the cabinet shows that considerable work (if not thought) has gone into its formulation. While the level of punishment seems bizarre, no less so was the home ministry’s explanation; that it was meant to counter stalking by regulating access to the location of a person mapped by GPS-based services.