Money is tight so I’d better finish this secret diary quick, make it salacious enough and get some publishers interested. I can’t splurge as in the past. People feel the royals spend too much and the zombies in Parliament want to investigate our finances. What a comedown, in the past we could have sent them to the tower and chopped off their heads. Personally speaking, I don’t know what numerals followed my name ( II, III, IV or V) but I am a great admirer of one of my ancestors, Henry V, who won a great battle against the French at Agincourt which made that bloke Shakespeare write the play, Henry V. It was full of thou, thee, hark and so on, made a superman out of dear old Henry (but in school I could hardly make anything out of it.)