C as in Counting. See Rummy count the WMD! (WMD are three well-respected letters -- see W, M, and D -- which when put together are massively destructive! They mean Weapons of Mass Destruction, which can destroy massively, which is why we went to war with Saddam Hussein who was hiding in a spiderhole and threatening to spray WMD all over our country! WMD are still in Iraq even though we haven't found them yet because they're probably in one of those spiderholes like the one we found Saddam in, which is what my friend Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld says. Actually, here's an Amazing Fact that will soon appear in a companion volume, Rummy's Amazing Counting Book of the Contemporary World: Rummy says: "You could put enough biological weapons into the room you're sitting in today to kill tens of thousands of people!" Now, how about that! For those of you who are Math wizards, how many rooms like the one you're sitting in would fit inside Iraq. Hint, it's 171,599 square miles of sand! By the way, I made a great joke about WMD at a media "roast" for all those stupid reporters a while back. I showed a picture of myself looking out the window of the Oval Office (which could have been a really good "O," a lot better than "Oil") and I said, "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere." And then I showed a picture of myself looking under the furniture and said, "Nope, no weapons over there." That cracked them up. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEE HOOO HAAA.