There is an improbable mafia underling called KP (Rahul Bose), KP stands for Kut Price because that's exactly what he does. His calling is selling 'government' water to the poor and smuggled Evian to the rich. He speaks guttural Hindi and English when the need arises. As an orphan he was adopted by a good samaritan (played by Kiran Nagarkar) and is an upwardly mobile crook who has a mobile phone and a scooter. His ten-year-old sister Didi poignantly sells flowers at traffic signals. KP is appointed by the mafia don who, among other things, controls six water taps in different slums, something that the Caucasians will love to hear and see. When KP makes a deal on the sly, the don's retribution leaves the lead character broken and Didi simply vanishes. Enter Nandita (Laila Rouass), an nri, who's in India searching for her 'roots'. In her bid to understand the country, she hosts a television show called Split Wide Open—where characters, under the cover of darkness, reveal their sex lives which are strange, funny, moving and sometimes, all three. KP's path meets Nandita's when he goes to her office to sell, quite interestingly, mineral water. Soon, Nandita asks him to supply guests for her show. And a certain layer of love, which in this age means many things, falls into place.