Channel V's Popstars

In last week’s episode, one losing quarter finalist ran to a toilet to have a private cry, hotly pursued by the camera which gave up the chase only when she locked herself inside a cubicle. Even parents of the contestants turn exhibitionist as they babble disgustingly and celebrate their daughters’ victories on candid camera. Gripping stuff, if your idea of entertainment is The Attack of the Wild Baby-Eating Beasts or Cannibal Festival Part 4. In other words, this is not for the squeamish. And certainly not on a full stomach.