Train journey Paris to the Alps
In the sea of foreign signage I spot one familiar word. &lsquoDarjeeling&rsquo I brew up visions of tea bungalows, terraced plantations and the Darjeeling Himalayan Railway. But it&rsquos early morning at the Gare de Lyon train station in Paris &mdash and the backlit advert that&rsquos giving me ideas belongs to a high street lingerie and corsetry brand. Alas, the rakishly clad Parisian posterior on display belongs to no Himalayan hussy. No wonder our Tea Board is in a fume &mdash it&rsquos been fighting a legal battle to ensure that Darjeeling will forever be an Indian tea, and not a Parisian bloomer. But Paris and its perennial provocations must wait for another day. I have a train to catch. And it isn&rsquot the DHR, it&rsquos a TGV.
The acronym unspools into train à grande vitesse, what the French like to call their high-speed trains (and we could only come up with Shatabdi). When industrial designer Jack Cooper set out to create the TGV prototype in 1968, his brief was to draw up a &ldquotrain that didn&rsquot look like a train&rdquo. And he did. The first commercial TGV service &mdash trademark beak nose and all &mdash left Paris to great fanfare on 27 September, 1981.
It&rsquos a breezy ride. Suburban Paris slips away soon enough, filling me with remembrance of things Paris. The day before was hectic or eventful, depending on how you look at it. Fresh off the boat, I was stuck in the middle of a bomb scare at the Charles de Gaulle airport (Paris was burning, or at least the suburbs were, when I visited, reeling under the worst race riots France had ever seen). I had inspected (but not stayed at) perhaps the best address in town &mdash the palace hotel Meurice&rsquos Belle Etoile suite. At 10,000 euros, a night under the stars in the City of Lights is not for everyone. No, I hadn&rsquot seen the Eiffel yet, on the bus tour I&rsquod slept through it.
We&rsquore in the country now, all farmsteads and pastures. The train rolls into Dijon, mise-en-scene of the world&rsquos greatest sarson da saga, then rolls out. TGVs hold the Guinness record for the highest speed recorded on any national railroad a zippy 515kmph in 1990 &mdash but inside the compartment your breakfast glass of jus d&rsquooranges will register barely a ripple and you&rsquoll never know. And true to name, four hours later, the TGV Lyria rolls into Lausanne.
Lausanne I like. Here is a sprawling city on the shores of Lake Geneva, which still manages to exude a cosy charm, its business-like vibe belied by oddities. Like its bellman, who still blows a horn from the cathedral tower to mark the hours. Lausanne is the birthplace of the Olympic movement and home of the IOA, and I spend the better the part of an afternoon learning all about it at the Olympic Museum.
Next morning, there&rsquos another TGV, to zip me to Martigny (where you can get off to see the remains of a Roman amphitheatre). At Martigny I hop on to the Mont Blanc Express. The pretty train plies a yet prettier route. Unlike many scenic trains, however, it does not serve tourists alone &mdash it&rsquos a necessary artery in these remote mountains. We trundle past tiny villages, and I&rsquom soon sharing my coach with elderly villagers and children headed for school.
Switzerland has a boggling number of scenic train journeys to offer, of course &mdash the Bernina Express, Golden Pass Line, Wilhelm Tell Express, Palm Express, Romantic Route Express, St Bernhard Express, Swiss Chocolate Train, the Jungfraubahnen, and more. Last year, I was on the most scenic of them all &mdash the Glacier Express.
The Mont Blanc Express comes a close second. The uninterrupted view offered by the train&rsquos panoramic windows is beautiful. We pass the village of Salvan, where Marconi conducted experiments in 1895 leading to the invention of the radio. Then the train crosses the border and we&rsquore back in the French Alps, not that I can tell the difference.
When Chamonix comes, I get off. It was two Englishmen, Windham and Pococke, who discovered the &lsquoChamouny&rsquo valley and its glaciers in 1741. Tourism kicked off when a Madame Coutterand opened the first guesthouse in 1770. Developed as resort town in the 1800s, Chamonix hosted the first Winter Olympics in 1924. Today Chamonix is a typical alpine tourist trap, filled with skiers in the winter, its shops selling local artisanal products, made in China.
After a quick lunch (Indian) and before I can say gulab jamoune, there&rsquos another train waiting. The Montenvers Railway is a funicular. It&rsquos my favourite kind of train, and I admire its deceptively simple cogwheel mechanism that has helped the Europeans tame their mountains.
Setting off from the valley floor, the train rapidly gains altitude. The noisy bunch of tourists on board is stilled into silence. The slopes of the Aiguilles de Chamonix fall away swiftly, there&rsquos only the crunch of pine needles and the reassuring boom of the train itself. I imagine a similar funicular running to Gangotri one day.
The Montenvers Railway was the first custom-built tourist attraction in the Chamonix valley, and began operations in 1908. At 1,913m it deposits us on a rocky ridge overlooking the Mer de Glace, the largest glacier in France. It&rsquos the end of the line. The station has a café offering spectacular views of peaks like Les Drus (3,754m), Les Grands Jorasses (4,205m) and the Aiguille du Grepon (3,482m).
It&rsquos a cold and cheerless but nevertheless breathtaking landscape. Staring at the river of liquid snow, I&rsquom tempted to put forward a literary thesis we can trace the origins of English romanticism to a chance encounter between this land-locked sea of ice and a few loonies. The Shelleys were here, as was their buddy Byron, and Coleridge (who penned the syrupy &lsquoHymn before Sun-Rise, in the Vale of Chamouni&rsquo in 1802). The Shelleys visited in 1816. Percy experienced an &ldquoundisciplined overflowing of the soul&rdquo in the presence of Mont Blanc, Western Europe&rsquos highest mountain, and a &ldquosentiment of ecstatic wonder not unallied to madness&rdquo.
Mary Shelley had her great monstrous epiphany here. Her admittedly over-the-top descriptions can be found in letters written at the time (published a year later in History of a Six Weeks&rsquo Tour) and her Gothic classic, where she engineered Frankenstein&rsquos notorious encounter with his monster on this very sea of ice. From Frankenstein &ldquoThe sea, or rather the vast river of ice, wound among its dependent mountains, whose aerial summits hung over its recesses. Their icy and glittering peaks shone in the sunlight over the clouds. My heart, which was before sorrowful, now swelled with something like joy.&rdquo
The cable car ride up to the Aiguille du Midi the next morning is much less exciting. Actually, it&rsquos bloody cold. When I&rsquom ejected on to the observation deck, at an altitude of 3,842m, the sub-zero chill is rather more sobering than I&rsquod expected. Byron&rsquos &lsquomonarch of the mountains&rsquo, Mont Blanc emerges from the mists. But I&rsquom in no mood to enjoy the show. Instead, I&rsquom seized by a sudden bout of homesickness &mdash I just want to be back in a hot, wet country. Cable cars are splendid things, I concede, but I like my trains more &mdash they take me to nicer places.
Like Paris. When I head back, I shake off my mountain ways &mdash I smoke Gauloises, sip coffee at streetside cafés, shop at Lafayette, bite into baguettes, take the Metro (it&rsquos a train).
It&rsquos an evening in Paris. The Eiffel and I are finally face to face. It&rsquos not awful as friends had promised, but luminous, and, well, towering. I&rsquove taken too many trains, I surrender instead to the gentler rhythms of a boat on the Seine. In this case, the very luxurious Bateaux-Mouches. The dinner cruise is a moveable feast &mdash the choice ranges from spiny lobsters and frog legs (à la Provençale) to crayfish casserole, roasted quails in grape juice and fillet of beef dressed in truffle sauce. My finest meal on the trip, and, cruelly, my last.
As I disembark into a shimmery Paris night and go looking for a taxi, I&rsquom reminded that while travel is usually about being transported, often enough the reward is the act of travelling itself. I have spent more time on the move than at any of my destinations, and I have enjoyed it. Next morning, there&rsquos a flight to catch.
Epilogue A couple of days after I flew back home, the French railway workers&rsquo union went on strike to protest my subitaneous departure
The information
Getting there
Air France flies Delhi to Paris.
Where to stay
Paris Paris offers every kind of accommodation, from charming B&Bs to luxurious palace hotels. The centrally-located Meurice is a coveted address (www.meuricehotel.com). The Citadines Apartments ( www.citadines.com), which have spread their tentacles all over the city, are another nice option, suitable for long stays (it gets cheaper if you stay longer).
Lausanne For luxury choose between the Beau-Rivage Palace ( www.brp.ch) and Lausanne Palace & Spa
(www.lausanne-palace.ch). Near the train station, the Lausanne Guesthouse is basic and cheap (6018000 www.lausanne-guesthouse.ch).
Chamonix The Grand Hotel des Alpes ( www.grandhoteldesalpes.com) is centrally located and has an excellent restaurant. The Montenvers Hotel, overlooking the Mer de Glace, was built in 1880. This rustic yet comfortable refuge is still receiving guests (450-53-1254).
What to see & do
Paris Two recommendations in this city of infinite possibilities on your first day, get your bearings with a Cityrama bus tour, which takes in all the major sights (1hr30min www.graylineparis.com). The Compagnie des Bateaux-Mouches plies cruises on the Seine all day. At night there&rsquos a dinner cruise (traditional menu dress code formal www.bateauxmouches.com). See www.parisinfo.com.
Lausanne Sports junkies will end up at the Olympic Museum. For the rest here is one of Europe&rsquos most happening cities, set in a region of incredible natural beauty. A Chaplin Museum will open in end-2006 in nearby Vevey. See www.lausanne-tourisme.ch.
Chamonix Chamonix is big on alpine sports. Choose from mountain biking, paragliding, rafting, trekking, canyoning and climbing. There&rsquos evena golf course. In winter, of course, there&rsquos skiing. Evolution 2 is an excellent adventure outfit (450-559022 www.evolution2.com). Activities include visits to the Mer de Glace glacier, the Aiguille du Midi for unmatched views of Mont Blanc, and the Alpine Museum. See www.chamonix.com.
