Rohingya Muslim people showing their Aadhaar Cards at Kelambakkam in Chennai. Rohingya Muslim refugees from Myanmar have been living in the government-run cyclone shelter at Kelamb...
A Government worker taking picture of newborn baby with his mother for making his 'Aadhar Card' during 'Mother's day week' at a hospital, in Jabalpur.
Prime Minister Narendra Modi addresses a NITI Aayog function in Nagpur, Maharashtra.
Nandan Nilekani, UIDAI
Members of Trinamool Mahila Congress protesting the Centre's moved to link mid-day meals with Aadhaar at a rally, in Kolkata.
Members of Trinamool Mahila Congress protesting the Centre's moved to link mid-day meals with Aadhaar at a rally, in Kolkata.
UID card is multi-purpose
Union Minister for Information & Technology Ravi Shankar Prasad with BJP state president Nityanand Rai makes payments through his Aadhaar card at a tea stall during Digital Payment...
The Prime Minister, Narendra Modi reviewing the progress of Aadhar and Direct Benefit Transfer programmes at a high level meeting, in New Delhi.
A man has been arrested for getting an Aadhaar card made of his dog in the Bhind district, in Madhya Pradesh. Azam Khan (35), who is working as a supervisor at an Aadhaar enrollmen...
Congress candidate Nandan Nilekani after voting at the LS Elections in Bangalore. Getting his index finger inked instead of the thumb, as had been mandated by the EC, raised questi...
People standing in queues to collect forms of Aadhar Card at a centre in Ahmedabad.
Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit distributes certificates to a beneficiary of the scheme as Revenue Minister Arvinder Singh Lovely and PWD Minister Raj Kumar Chauhan looks on d...
Maharashtra Chief Minister Prithviraj Chavan launches Direct Cash Transfer Scheme in Mumbai.
UPA chairperson Sonia Gandhi, Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit and UIDAI Chairman Nandan Nilekani giving away an Aadhar enabled card (for withdrawing money from any ATM) during ...
Nov 29 Nilekani and Jairam Ramesh at a DCT conference
Rural Development Minister Jairam Ramesh and Unique Identity Authority of India (UIDAI) Chairman Nandan Nilekani at an international workshop "Enhancing efficienty in G to Payments...
Children hold placards to thank Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and UPA Chairperson Sonia Gandhi for Adhaar Card in Jodhpur.
Uniquely placed Nandan Nilekani, ‘CEO’ of Project UID
The Centre on Friday told the Supreme Court that data of users was "integral" to the Right of Life and Personal Liberty gu
More than 200 websites of the central and state government departments were found to be displaying personal details and Aa
The lawyer of the petitioner, in connection with the Aadhar matter, on Wednesday argued on all issues arising out of the A
A nine-judge Constitution bench of the Supreme Court today began hearing arguments to determine whether the right to priva
The Aadhaar numbers of all members of a family, not just the head of a household, will be linked with their ration card to
The Unique Identification Authority of India (UIDAI) has asked private as well as public sector banks to set up Aadhaar en
The Supreme Court today said that its five-judge Constitution Bench will sit on July 18 and 19 to hear matters relating to
As many as 67 crore of the 110 crore bank accounts in the country are now linked with Aadhaar, the 12-digit unique identif
The government today took strong exception in the Supreme Court when the parties challenging Aadhaar scheme said the count
The Supreme Court today said that all the issues arising out of Aadhaar should be finally decided by its constitution benc
Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your…”
Customer: “Hello, can I order..”
Operator : “Can I have your Unique ID Number, Sir?”
Customer: “It’s eh…, hold…….. ..on….. .889861356102049 998-45-54610″
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh.. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Where would you want your order to be delivered sir? Home, office or the parking of Spencer Shopping Mall on Anna Salai formerly known as Mount Road from where you are right now calling us using your mobile?
Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”
Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”
Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”
Customer: “How come?”
Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”
Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”
Operator : “Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it”
Customer: “How do you know for sure?”
Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokkien Dishes” from the National Library last week Sir”
Customer: “OK I give up…. Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?”
Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 2249.99″
Customer: “Can I pay by! credit card?”
Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.
That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.”
Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”
Operator : “You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today”
Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?”
Operator : “About 30 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. .”
Customer: ” What!”
Operator : “According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,…registration number USE 8999…”
Customer: ” ????”
Operator : “Is there anything else Sir?”
Customer: “Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”
Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic…. …”
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^…beeep<mailto:%23$$%5E%25&$@$%25%5E…beeep>
Operator : “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registeration number UTD 4267…….
Customer: May I know the number of Mr. Nandan Nilekani? We have got more than our parents bargained for!
(e-mail doing the rounds, received many over the last month, the last one from Smruti Koppikar in light of this week's poll sutra)
And alking of abusive language, why am I reminded of the viral Pakistani Mobilink MP3 file doing the rounds many years back?
