@elblakee, sumptuously sinuous as she is, never imagined her moves would land her real time with a favourite popstar. As Indian youngsters try their damnedest to forget the bumptious charms of TikTok, action in the US is scorching the app. Thus @elblakee, weaving in and out of the rhythms of Miley Cyrus’s new song Plastic Heart, solicited her comment breathlessly, promising new needlework. “How about the time and place of your first date?” asked Miley, sounding suspiciously serious. “I’m down to take you out anytime,” writes the girl with curves fashioned out of matte, muted plastic. Will Miley dress thus—goth chic sexy, with red lipstick for the occasion? We’ll never, ever know, for our masters never took TikTok to heart.